We all know funny jokes, so feel free to share your funniest jokes with all here in order to brightened up everybody's day!!Life is too short, let's have a laugh!!  I need to make sure we are on the same vibe... funny not rude, funny not offensive..

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Comment by Fabien Reynaud on November 14, 2012 at 22:34

"People step on little bugs everyday and nobody does anything about that. I stepped on a cornflake today and suddenly I am a cereal killer!!"

Comment by Diana Brackley on November 15, 2012 at 16:44

Here's my joke

Learn Chinese in 5 Minutes

(Must Read Out Loud)

1) That’s not right................................................Sum Ting Wong

2) Are you harbouring a fugitive.........................Hu Yu Hai Ding

3) See me ASAP..................................................Kum Hia

4) Stupid Man......................................................Dum Fuk

5) Small Horse.....................................................Tai Ni Po Ni

6) Did you go to the beach.....................................Wai Yu So Tan

7) I bumped the coffee table..................................Ai Bang Mai Fa Kin Ni

8) I think you need a face lift................................Chin Tu Fat

9) It’s Very dark in here.........................................Wai So Dim

10) I Thought you were on a diet...........................Wai Yu Mun Ching

11) This is a tow away zone...................................No Pah King

12) Our meeting is scheduled for next week..........Wai Yu Kum Nao

13) Staying out of sight.........................................Lei Ying Lo

14) He’s cleaning his automobile .........................Wa Shing Ka

15)Your body odor is offensive............................Yu Stin Ki Pu


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Comment by Fabien Reynaud on November 15, 2012 at 16:51

Great one Diana!


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Comment by Fabien Reynaud on November 17, 2012 at 21:25

Q. Why did Goofy put a clock under his desk?

A. Because he wanted to work over-time!

Comment by Diana Brackley on November 20, 2012 at 16:36

Looks like it's just you and I Fabien for the moment.  Just returned from my little break and thought I would add a joke.

So I said to the Gym instructor "Can you teach me to do the splits?". He said "How flexible are you?". I said "I can't make Tuesdays".


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Comment by Fabien Reynaud on November 20, 2012 at 16:50

oh, well, at least we have a laugh and we are happy to share :)

Comment by Ian Cook on November 22, 2012 at 12:05

Comment by Diana Brackley on November 22, 2012 at 13:22

Nice one Ian :-)

Comment by Diana Brackley on November 22, 2012 at 13:35

  

Here is my blague du jour !


 

 

my next door neighbour worships exhaust pipes, he's a catholic  converter.

There all as bad at that!! ha ha


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Comment by Fabien Reynaud on November 22, 2012 at 16:51

Thanks Ian and Diana!!!

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