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We all know funny jokes, so feel free to share your funniest jokes with all here in order to brightened up everybody's day!!Life is too short, let's have a laugh!! I need to make sure we are on the same vibe... funny not rude, funny not offensive..
When I was a kid my dad used to let me put my pocket money in a special money box under the stairs I was fifteen before I found out it was the freaking gas meter! ;-))
PS: Happy New Year ;-))
Good joke Fabien :-)
Delia's Way Vs Real Woman's Way
Delia's Way 1
Stuff a miniature marshmallow in the bottom of a sugar cone to prevent ice
The Real Women's Way
Just suck the ice cream out of the bottom of the cone, for God's sake. You
are probably lying on the couch with your feet up eating it anyway.
Just been to the fridge to check my Tesco burgers - and They're Off!
Morning all, here's my larff for today.
...So I said to the Gym instructor "Can you teach me to do the splits?". He
said "How flexible are you?". I said "I can't make Tuesdays".
Here's a contribution from FB:
Ah Paul you've hit the nail right on the head!. I got sent some jokes yesterday, they are a bit non PC but had me in stitches. Here goes:
7 wheelchair athletes have been banned from the Paralympics after they
tested positive for WD40
A mummy covered in chocolate and nuts has been discovered in Egypt
.................. Archaeologists believe it may be Pharaoh Roche...
Just A Reminder to those who stole Electrical Goods in Last Years Riots....
Your One Year Manufacturers Warranty Runs Out Soon
A taster for today..
a fresh one here ....sorry for being very quiet lately, lots happened recently......I got stopped by a Traffic Cop the other day, he said 'papers?' i said 'scissors!' i win, and drove off..... ;-)))
ahahha!!! Well funny!!! ;-) and cruel ;-)
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