We all know funny jokes, so feel free to share your funniest jokes with all here in order to brightened up everybody's day!!Life is too short, let's have a laugh!!  I need to make sure we are on the same vibe... funny not rude, funny not offensive..

Views: 798


HPN Team
Comment by Fabien Reynaud on January 12, 2013 at 19:36

When I was a kid my dad used to let me put my pocket money in a special money box under the stairs I was fifteen before I found out it was the freaking gas meter! ;-))

 


HPN Team
Comment by Fabien Reynaud on January 12, 2013 at 19:39

PS: Happy New Year ;-))

 

Comment by Diana Brackley on January 14, 2013 at 13:18

Good joke Fabien :-)

Delia's Way Vs Real Woman's Way

Delia's Way 1

Stuff a miniature marshmallow in the bottom of a sugar cone to prevent ice

cream drips.

The Real Women's Way

Just suck the ice cream out of the bottom of the cone, for God's sake.  You

are probably lying on the couch with your feet up eating it anyway.

 

Comment by Billy Balfour on January 21, 2013 at 18:09

Just been to the fridge to check my Tesco burgers - and They're Off!

Comment by Diana Brackley on January 23, 2013 at 10:38

Morning all, here's my larff for today.

...So I said to the Gym instructor "Can you teach me to do the splits?". He

said "How flexible are you?". I said "I can't make Tuesdays".


HPN Team
Comment by paul johnston on January 24, 2013 at 14:11

Here's a contribution from FB:

Comment by Diana Brackley on January 24, 2013 at 15:09

Ah Paul you've hit the nail right on the head!.  I got sent some jokes yesterday, they are a bit non PC but had me in stitches.  Here goes:

7 wheelchair athletes have been banned from the Paralympics after they

tested positive for WD40

 

A mummy covered in chocolate and nuts has been discovered in Egypt

.................. Archaeologists believe it may be Pharaoh Roche...

 

Just A Reminder to those who stole Electrical Goods in Last Years Riots....

Your One Year Manufacturers Warranty Runs Out Soon

 

A taster for today..


HPN Team
Comment by Fabien Reynaud on February 18, 2013 at 22:16

a fresh one here ....sorry for being very quiet lately, lots happened recently......I got stopped by a Traffic Cop the other day, he said 'papers?' i said 'scissors!' i win, and drove off.....  ;-)))

Comment by Ian Cook on March 24, 2013 at 12:43


HPN Team
Comment by Fabien Reynaud on March 24, 2013 at 13:10

ahahha!!! Well funny!!!  ;-) and cruel ;-)

 

Add a Comment

You need to be a member of Hampton People's Network to add comments!

Join Hampton People's Network

© 2020   Created by Matt D.   Powered by

Badges  |  Report an Issue  |  Terms of Service